He also wants to free the goddess Calypso, hoping she’ll help them win the big fight at the end, when they swoop down and shoot cannonballs into the exhaust port of the Death Star.Ĭapt. He’s kind of a good guy, which is really confusing. Suddenly he’s all about wanting to band together and fight the MIWs (Men in Wigs). Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush): He’s also back from the dead, thanks to this crazy swamp woman.

He’s the biggest backstabber in the whole movie, yet turns out most heroic. Will Turner (Orlando Bloom): Elizabeth’s boyfriend, who wants to save his algae-faced dad on the Flying Dutchman, and wants to marry Elizabeth, and wants all those “Lord of the Rings” groupies to stop asking what happened to his hair. Jack, then handcuffed him to the ship so the squid-whale-octopus-elephant thingie would eat him and save everyone else. There’s a point in there about confronting oneself, but it’s already confusing enough.Įlizabeth Swann (Keira Knightly): She’s the governor’s daughter, who’s gone to the side of her onetime captors kind of like an 18th century Patty Hearst. Sparrow and taking him to Davy Jones’ locker, which is actually a big desert acid-trip with 100 guys who look like him. Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp): The last film ended with a giant squid-monster-thingie devouring Capt. Here’s a quick update on who’s who who’s alive after being dead and, despite living a pirate’s life, how Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom both manage to have such flawless skin.Ĭapt. Jack, turn their ship upside down, plot against each other some more, hang with Keith Richards, have this huge fight in an awesome whirlpool, and live happily ever after.

Barbossa) go to Singapore, tick off Chow Yun-Fat, do karate, steal a map, plot against each other, sail into the afterlife down this gnarly waterfall, rescue Capt. Realizing they have to get all nine important pirate captains together to either fight back or release this sea goddess person they imprisoned to kill the bad guys (Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Capt. So (deep breath), the East India Trading Company has gained control of Davy Jones and his totally awesome killer pirate ship, the Flying Dutchman, which is crushing all pirates. Here’s a map for confusing ‘Pirates’ sequel – East Bay Times

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